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Kimberly Noel Kardashian (born October 21, 1980 in Los Angeles, California) is an American socialite, television personality, actress, glamour model, and businesswoman.Kardashian is one of the three daughters of the late attorney Robert Kardashian. Entertainment Television’s Keeping Up with the Kardashians since 2007.Pics via Pacific Coast News I have an issue with white underwear because wearing them is risky fucking business.

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Pics via INFphoto Was it gay of me for jerking off to the scene in Boys Don’t Cry, where Hilary Swank a girl who dressed like a boy, was in the bathroom and a group of her friends ripped her pants off, revealing her bush, so the rednecks discovered their best buddy was a chick, figuring they should take advantage of the situation and fuck the shit out of him, like the pussy was a gift from fuckin’ god?

That is like you thinking “shit, I’ve known this dude for 8 years and we have so much in common, he’s pretty much my soulmate, but he was always a he and that would make me gay if I ever pursued it and I don’t want to be gay or admit my feelings to him, that would turn my whole life upside down and he’d probably drop me as a friend so that I’d have none of him” about your best friend, then you accidentally walk in on him in the bathroom and dude’s sitting on the fuckin’ toilet with a full fuckin’ vagina, making you think it must be a dream come true, so you decide to rape the poor fucker….

I guess it’s got to do with Vegas being the only place in the world that wants Kim Kardashian to endorse their nightclubs enough to pay the bitch, you know since Vegas is the trashiest fucking place on earth with a whole lot of fucking money to spend on useless cunts, kinda like when one of your friends from the gutter wins 5,000 dollars in the lottery and shows up to the park the next day with gold teeth because he fuckin’ can, kind of thing.

The only good thing about these pictures is that it reminds me of a local chachi bar that is probably getting Ed Hardy and bottles of Grey Goose with sparklers swept from the fucking floor from last night’s festivities, where I got stuck partying with Nicole Richie 4 years ago because the promoter thought I was DJ AM’s friend, resulting in free booze all night and great conversation with that useless cunt, like whether I could have Lohan’s phone number or not, but giving me a perfect vantage point of the balcony, designed just like this balcony, where mini skirt wearing girls lined the clear glass raining and I saw at least 20 pantyless chachi pussies and it was far more amazing than these pics…

I would have been more inclined to use a Celine Dion song…or maybe some 80s love song…cuz there’s nothing not romantic about this…except maybe her mom…