Dating is the same—we've reached critical mass, and that critical mass is critical on getting their mass touched. Anyway, with the act of dating living solely on a mobile platform, the dating app reigns supreme. Hey, gotta quench that thirst somehow—what's that famous Mother Teresa quote?
Oh yes: "Get it girl, get it get it get it, girl." A dating app that allows people to meet based on their intellectual capacities rather than their looks! But, you know what happens when two smart people meet?
You can talk to a person, but can't see what they look like.
Even if you have a great conversation with a person, you're not going to want to bone them if they look like Rex from close to getting it right—the one thing they didn't anticipate: charging money kills erections faster than, I dunno, bees?
Unfortunately, we're literally engineered to gravitate towards attractive individuals who smell like redwood trees and caramel.
If a phone sex hotline and Tinder drank and had a baby, it would come out as Revealr.
They engage in hot, sweaty, intellectual conversations about Proust.