Chat with girls on facebook fun and sexe


What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the fittest person in the room. [Attempt to rub it off] It won’t come off - it must be eternal...

Hi, I’m a professional wrestler - can I get you in a headlock?

I couldn't help but notice that you look a lot like my next boyfriend/girlfriend. I would never, ever videotape you in your sleep and sell the video on the Internet. Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

I bet your last name is Jacobs - because you’re a real cracker!