Otherwise, once you have gone out with my little girl, you will continue to date no one but her until she is finished with you. Rule Seven: As you stand in my front hallway, waiting for my daughter to appear, and more than an hour goes by, do not sigh and fidget.
If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.
The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. Shoveled for the first time in years and felt like a boy again. This afternoon the snowplow came along and covered up the sidewalks and closed in the driveway, so I got to shovel again. December 12 - The sun has melted all our lovely snow. My neighbor tells me not to worry, we'll definitely have a white Christmas. Bob says we'll have so much snow by the end of winter, that I'll never want to see snow again. Bob is such a nice man, I'm glad he's our neighbor.
Putting in for an assignment at Minot was the best idea I've ever had.
Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool.